Exasperation Over Inspiration
"Where am I? What is this?"

Dear Admonister,
Where am I? What is this?
Please admonish,
β Wandering Soul
ππ’ππ― Wandering Soul,
You asked the universe for inspiration β it gave you silence. So you turned to the internet β and some algorithm gave you this.
Welcome to Yours Insufferably β the admonishmentary chronicling insufferable tools failing self-help. Again.
This is an impeachment of life as you know it β a rage against inspiration, purpose, and motivation. It's a workshop in catharsis, for those exasperated by their meaningless quest for meaning. It's a dreadful Q&A, offering dire answers to disappointing questions.
You feel lost. And if you're here β you are.
Yours Insufferably is an anti-project with a razor-sharp tongue to cut through delusions β to be liberated and amused.
You've set-up every productivity system, gamified every habit, implemented every life-hack β and you still need motivational quotes just to get out of bed. You're always searching, never finding; starting, never finishing. You have fixed yourself so many times, you've voided the warranty and your life is now hanging by duct tape. You're used to waiting while pretending to enjoy the scenery. Congratulations, you're the target audience.
In the future, Yours Insufferably may expand into podcasts, e-books, paid subscriptions, and other means to monetise despair β because your lack of self-worth is no excuse to cheapen mine.
Confused? Good. A slow roast is ideal for slow learners β get up to speed by learning more about this initiative and its origins.
Curious? Peruse the Frequently Admonished Questions to let the Admonister test a few more of your delusions.
Captivated? Simply subscribe to the newsletter β so you get monthly admonitions, timed perfectly when you'll inevitably relapse into another self-help project.

